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Would you get married again? this is funny


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WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

 

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

 

 

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

 

 

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

 

 

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

 

 

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

 

WIFE:

You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

 

 

HUSBAND:

makes audible groan).

 

 

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

 

 

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

 

 

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

 

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

 

 

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

 

 

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

 

 

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

 

 

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing

to do.

 

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

 

 

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

 

 

WIFE:

silence

 

 

HUSBAND:

F**k

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The golden rule for police interviews and conversations with wives: Silence is golden!

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