farmer

[valley boy 0]

a farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.His wife is laying on the bed

"This is the pig i have to fuck when you don't want sex"he says

To which his wife replies"i think you'll find thats a sheep"

To which the farmer replies "i think you'll find that i was talking to the sheep"

 

 

 

englishman,irishman and a welshman are in a pub talking about their wives.

The englishman says "my wife is really thick.She bought a car yesterday and she can't even drive!"

The welshman says "that nothing,my wife just had a swimming pool built and the stupid bitch can't even swim!"

To which the irishman replies "well my wife is duller than both yours.She went on holiday to spain yesterday,she took 50 condoms with her,and she hasn't even got a cock!!"

[Braveheart 0]

[Davieboy 0]

friggin hilarious, but so true!

[adil799 0]

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Hilarious, and good!