Retirement

[Braveheart 0]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

 

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

 

 

 

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

 

 

I called him a Nazi He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

 

So I called him a -------. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

 

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

 

Personally, I didn't care. My car was parked aroung the corner.

 

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

 

It's important at my age.

[Tengotodo 52]

that's funny

[JollyMan 0]

You bastard it was my car

 

 

Love it

[Braveheart 0]

mgc,

 

Guess I owe you some .

[JollyMan 0]

Hey I will drink to that and buy you some in return

 

FLB bar night of 23rd this month is my next time in the imbibing emporium

[Braveheart 0]

mgc,

 

Unfortunately I'm stuck in Canada until 25 May . If you're around at the end of May maybe we can hook up.

Edited April 13, 2006 by Braveheart

[Daveyh 0]

Don't try it with Thailand's finest ................. your retirement could end abruptly due to a shortage of breath!! Great story though 10/10.