Out There

[aussiechic 209]

A husband and wife took a holiday to Mars, they were there a few days and got friendly with a Mars couple. The earth wife asks about sex “ is it the same”? and someone suggests a swap.

So that night the earth woman goes with the male Marsion. They go into a room and take of their clothes and the women giggles “you can't do anything with that it’s the size of a pinky finger”. So he hits himself in the forehead and it grows longer with every hit. Still not happy she says “its still thin”, so he rubs his ear and it gets thicker.

The next night the husband asks how was it, she's a bit reluctant to tell him. "At first I didn't think it would be any good but it turned out to be great sex". How did you go?

"It would of been alright if she hadn't keep hit me in the head and pulling my ears!