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It seems as if it has finally happened. That's right one of our own has sadly fallen over the edge and the insanity has become real.

 

It happened quite suddenly and was totally unexpected. Deadman has forgotten all that has passed before and is now in the throes of an extreme case of self denial. It is amazing that he even recognizes any of the names of other BMs let alone remembers how to log on to this site or that it even exists.

 

We as board members are surely responsible in some small way and should feel at least a tiny bit of remorse for this poor lost soul.

 

He no longer recognizes the name "Emma", in fact he claims to not even know what a ladyboy is any longer. As board members and fellow mongers we should probably be supportive of him in his time of need and console him in this time of diffculty.

 

I for one intend to slam the piss out of the poor fucker and see if it jolts him back to reality! :D

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I for one intend to slam the piss out of the poor fucker and see if it jolts him back to reality! :D

The only thing that will jolt him out of it is more ladyboy fun. Maybe we can have a whipround and buy him a nice LB of his own to take home with him, that should keep all his marbles in place, or we could just rip the piss out of him. :D :D :llaugh

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I don't know if it wears off quite as quickly at home as it does in LOS, where of course a lot more rubbing (lubbin') occurs than at home.

 

I think he has been bitten by that marriage bug and is going into denial about his LOS time and experiences. :chogdee

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Perhaps for his next visit we could organise a limo and a couple of the best from Jenny Star Bar to help with his trip to Pattaya. Anyone able to recommend any of the ...cough...ladies from that bar. I'm afraid I am of no help on that front... :chogdee

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I was going to suggest that we all get 'behind' this idea, then I realized that I would have to think about rewording what I was trying to say. I determined that this would require too much effort and gave up. 1luv :chogdee :finger

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where is this "Emma"? maybe when i'm in town i'll look her up? anyone have an address? i'll ask hammer if he knows what a ladyboy is! he could point one out to me! :banana it might refresh my memory!!! :chogdee2

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It's worse than I thought. now we are going to end up going through the process, from start to finish all over again. Perhaps we should put deadman back in the closet? :chogdee2

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It's worse than I thought. now we are going to end up oing through the process, from start to finish all over again. Perhaps we should put deadman back in the closet? :D

Early onset of senility perhaps?

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"I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight

I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing

I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side

And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away"

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Just when I thought that the standard of posts in this thread could not get any worst someone had to prove me wrong

who wronged you? :clueless was it life, chris de burgh, braveheart, or this "emma" everyone keeps talking about :D

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is that from personal experience? 2guns

My second wife's favourite song. You really are a Bastard, now I've been singing The Lady In Red all fucking morning! Thanks for nothing. Now the people at work think I'm turning queer! :D

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My second wife's favourite song. You really are a Bastard, now I've been singing The Lady In Red all fucking morning! Thanks for nothing. Now the people at work think I'm turning queer! :D :banghead

are you having an identity crisis!? :hairout
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