One liners

[Braveheart 0]

Q. Why do hunters make the best lovers?

A. Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

 

Q. Why do Italians wear moustaches?

A. So they can look like their mother.

 

Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?

A. The one with the dirty knees.

 

Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A. A battery has a positive side.

 

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use lubricant.

 

Q. What do you get when you cross two Black people?

A. Your ass kicked!

 

Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest tits?

A. The blonde, because she's 18.

 

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?

A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

 

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

 

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.