One liners

[Braveheart 0]

Q. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?

A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

 

Q. What's the difference between Mayonnaise and semen?

A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at thirty miles an hour.

 

Q. Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?

A. Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

 

Q. Why don't pygmies wear tampons?

A. They keep stepping on the strings.

 

Q. How do you piss off a female archeologist??

A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

 

Q. Why are Women's feet shorter than men's feet?

A. So they can stand closer to the sink.

 

Q. How can you tell a macho woman?

A. She rolls her own tampons.

 

Bumper Sticker: Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

 

Q. Why did God give men penises?

A. So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!

 

Q. How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?

A. All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.