anyone find this funny

[tom21 19]

T he Cork

 

 

 

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

 

 

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

 

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

 

"I do not understand," said the other.

 

 

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

 

I said, "No shit"

[ilovethailand 0]

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

I do!

 

Evil

[bangkapiboy 5]

funny. but i thought maybe a US soldier might've stuffed the cork up his anus for laughs also?

[Braveheart 0]

I've definitely laughed at worse.