A man walks into a bar with a paper bag

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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.

He sits down and places the bag on the

counter

 

The bartender walks up and asks what's in

the bag.

 

The man reaches into the bag and pulls

out a little man, about 9' high and sets him on the

counter

 

He reaches back into the bag and pulls

out a small piano, setting it on the counter as

well.

 

He reaches into the bag once again and

pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in

front of the piano.

 

The little man sits down at the piano,

and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart!

'Where on earth did you get that?' says the

bartender.

 

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. Hehands

it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.'

 

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and

suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful

genie is standing before him.

 

'I will grant you one wish... Just one

wish... each person is only allowed one!'

 

The bartender gets real excited. Without

hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'

 

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.

It is soo followed by another duck, then another.

 

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled

with ducks and they keep coming!

 

The bartender turns to the man and says,

'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf.

I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.'

 

'No kidding!!' says the man, 'do you really

think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?'