Lesbian Jokes

[Menzo]

Lesbian Jokes

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ..

A licker cabinet.

 

 

 

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....

A Klondyke.

 

 

 

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....

Militia Etheridge.

 

 

 

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

 

 

 

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....

Fur Traders.

 

 

 

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....

A Lick alotapuss.

 

 

 

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...

Well Hung.

 

 

 

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...

She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

 

 

 

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

 

 

 

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....

Lick-a-likes.

 

 

 

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

 

 

 

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the o ther's a crack snacker

 

 

 

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do dick.

[Mescalito]

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

"Gee, we really do taste like chicken!"

 

 

 

What's the difference between a bull dyke and an elephant?

About 30 pounds and a Pendleton shirt.

[nohlsson1]

Great jokes. I just read these to my office workers and we were all laughing so hard that we almost fell out of our chairs.