Globalization!

[BigusDicus 9,881]

Finally, a definition of globalization

 

I can understand and to which

I can relate:

 

 

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

 

 

 

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

 

 

Question: How come?

 

 

 

Answer:

 

 

An English princess with

 

 

an Egyptian boyfriend

 

 

crashes in a French

 

 

tunnel, driving a

 

 

German car

 

 

with a Dutch engine,

 

 

driven by a Belgian

 

 

who was drunk

 

 

on Scottish whisky,

 

 

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),

 

 

followed closely by

 

 

Italian Paparazzi,

 

 

on Japanese motorcycles;

 

 

treated by an American doctor, using

 

 

Brazilian medicines.

 

 

 

 

 

This is sent to you by

 

 

a Canadian,

 

 

using Bill Gates's technology,

 

 

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

 

 

that uses Taiwanese

 

 

chips, and a

 

 

Korean monitor,

 

 

assembled by

 

 

Bangladeshi workers

 

 

in a Singapore plant,

 

 

transported by Indian

 

 

lorry-drivers,

 

 

hijacked by Indonesians,

 

 

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

 

 

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That, my friends, is Globalization!

[xen 0]

that illustrates it pretty well !!!!!

[BigusDicus 9,881]

The world goes round.....

[joekicker 53]

Actually, I quite liked this one from the Bangkok Post technology section earlier this year:

 

If you still are floundering around looking for a good definition and example of globalisation for the exam, try this: A hacker in China stole credit and debit card information from English motorists filling up at the American-owned Jet station; his associates cloned the cards and used them to take funds from ATMs in Bangkok and in Sri Lanka on the European New Year's Eve.

[digavich 0]

Your post has just been read by an Aussie using an IBM Laptop made fuck knows where, the clothes I'm wearing are mostly made in China but the slippers are definately made in Tassie.