This will be worrying to you - take note before it's too late!

[Menzo 0]

This will be worrying to you - take note before it's too late!

 

This is serious stuff guys

 

Beer contains female hormones

 

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

 

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

 

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

 

 

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

 

 

 

 

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while peeing.

 

 

 

 

No further testing was considered necessary.

 

So tell men you know ,to warn them about drinking too much beer!

[BigusDicus 9,720]

Damn! You could be right. That means I am turning into a lesbian.

[mykl 72]

I've known I was a lesbian for years. Since long before I started drinking beer. Johnny Walker Black was responsible for breaking the news.

[kimchikid 0]

I DRINK ONLY GIN AND VODKA

 

HELL ,I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A LESBIAN TOO!!!!!!!

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Jack Daniels all the way!