David Lettermans Top 10

[itishotiniraq 0]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

 

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

 

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

 

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

 

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

 

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

 

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

 

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

 

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

 

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............

 

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

[BigusDicus 9,829]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

 

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

 

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

 

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

 

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

 

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

 

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

 

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

 

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

 

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............

 

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

 

 

Funny! Was this really on Letterman?

[joekicker 53]

No

http://tinyurl.com/nycs8

 

I'm a little surprised anyone would have to ask.

Edited July 2, 2008 by joekicker

[BigusDicus 9,829]

No

http://tinyurl.com/nycs8

 

I'm a little surprised anyone would have to ask.

 

Well gee, you know how simple minded I am Joe.

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Booooo!