No sex

[Old Salty 3]

Subject: NO SEX SINCE 1955 ...

 

 

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a

local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young

idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major

for conversation. Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very

serious man. Is something bothering you?'

 

'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'

 

 

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like

you have seen a lot of action.'

 

 

'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'

 

 

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You

know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'

 

 

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the

young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but

when is the last time you had sex?'

 

 

'1955, ma'am.'

 

 

'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking

everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led

him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,

'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'

 

 

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I

hope not; it's only 2130 now.'

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[whilliam_mancon 2]

Well, the Marines always were a little bit slow!