Who's a pig?

[BigusDicus 9,822]

A woman sued a man for defamation of character charging that he had called her a pig.

 

They went to court, where he was found guilty and fined.

 

After the trial, he asked, "Does this mean I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?".

 

The judge said it was true.

 

"Does this mean I cannot call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson'?", the man asked.

 

The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson' with no fear of legal action.

 

The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said,

 

"Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."

[xen 0]

Very good.

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Funny, funny!