Camillas wedding night

[xen 0]

Camillas wedding night

 

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> Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day

> went on.

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>That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she

> flopped on the bed and said, 'Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!'

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Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.

> 'Harder!' yelled Camilla, 'Harder!' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming

> tight!'

>'Come on, my prince give it all you've got!' she cried.

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Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, 'Aaahh! Oh,

> God, that feels sooo good!'

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>In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, 'See? I

>told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!'

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Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, 'Oh,

bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!'

 

To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,

> 'That's my boy - once a Navy man, always a Navy

> man!'

>

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Being an old Navy man myself I´m not sure that this one is funny?

 

 

 

 

 

[xen 0]

Sorry - didn't mean to offend anybody

[nohlsson1 19]

Great joke, I was laughing pretty hard.

[BigusDicus 9,902]

I enjoyed it! Thank You.