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8 things girls should say to a guy:-

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8 things girls should say to a guy:-

 

1. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy.

 

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

 

3. That fart was great. Do another.

 

4. Of course I swallow. I love it.

 

5. No, that's o.k. You drink beer and watch porn. I'll do the washing up.

 

6. Just for a change put it in my arse.

 

7. How about you get that girl from work to join us?

 

8. Marriage? No way.

 

Sadly, Carlsberg don't do girlfriends. But Thailand does.

 

 

 

 

:bigsmile: <huh :bigsmile:

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Are you joking, this is a joke right? :wtf

 

Do you really mean that the ladies in your life never say that to you, you poor man, what do you do wrong?

 

:drunk :clap1 :thumbup :clap1 :drunk

 

 

 

 

:moon

Well he put it in the funnies forum....

 

It might have been more amusing if OP specified 'wife' rather than GF. #8 excluded of course.

 

Like the 'what have a BJ and lobster got in common?' line...

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