The Good Samaritan

[pcdodger 2]

A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big

grin on his face.

 

 

 

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

 

"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man.

 

"You know, I live by the railway..

Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied

to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free

and took her back to my place.

 

 

 

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored BIG time!

 

We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,

sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

 

 

 

"Fantastic!" exclaimed

the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"

 

 

 

"Dunno...never found the head."

[BigusDicus 9,902]

Oh! I gasped.

[Rick1079 0]

"Dunno...never found the head." [/b]

 

Could have got a bit of head if he went back for it.

[Ergodyne 19]

OH YES