"OLD" Joke

[sinbinjack 244]

Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to

get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a

chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.

 

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

 

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds".

 

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely".

 

Jacob": Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... The works!"

 

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's

disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely".

 

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I

can help you with?"

 

Jacob says to the pharmacist:

"We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop."