Confuscious

[cannonball83204]

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

 

 

 

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

 

 

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

 

 

 

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War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

 

 

 

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

 

 

 

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

 

 

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

 

 

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there..

 

 

 

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

 

 

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 

 

 

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Edited February 25, 2009 by cannonball83204