How marriage works

[havefunme 3]

Marriage

HOW A MARRIAGE WORKS

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.

 

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

 

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the

refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different

countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

 

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think

of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar, you know, they have frozen

glasses...'

 

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by

saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer mug

out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

 

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar

they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious.. I won't be

long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

 

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out

5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,

mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

 

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, dirty

words and all that...'

 

'You want dirty words, D*ckhead? Drink your f*cking beer in your Goddamn

frozen mug and eat your motherf*cking snacks, because you are Married now, and

you aren't f*cking going anywhere! Got it, @sshole?'

 

.........and, they lived happily ever after. Now, isn't that a sweet

story

lol

Edited March 22, 2009 by havefunme

[Rick1079 0]

Have you got one of my ex wives.

[1234 0]

That was classy,havefunme !!

 

Edited to add : I guess one has to be married to understand the depth of the message in the humour. I also guess you were in a hurry to put this up as the spelling of the word 'marriage' in the thread title is messed up. HEHEHE !!!

Edited March 21, 2009 by 1234

[short 215]

Have you got one of my ex wives.

 

 

Why do you ask this question? Do you want one back?

[Rick1079 0]

Why do you ask this question? Do you want one back?

 

No way you can keep all 4 of them heh heh

[bruiser 0]

Sound like the typical "happily Married" couple

Happily married = She Happy ,He Married

oh the pain of it all

Bruiser