Drinking with a Redneck....

[BigusDicus 9,883]

Drinking with a Redneck

 

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Redneck are in the same bar.

 

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,

pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In

Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same

one twice.'

 

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into

the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,

'In the A rab World, we hav e so much sand to make glasses that we don't

need to drink with the same one twice either.'

 

The redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one

gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the

Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and

calling for a refill, he says,

 

'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink

with the same ones twice.'

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[frostfire 1,279]

lol too true.