THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

[pcdodger]

 

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

 

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

 

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

 

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

 

 

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

 

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

 

Stupid, stupid man.

[Bazle]

 

I might even manage to remember that one!!

[midlifecrisis]

I am sharing this with a buddy at work on Monday!