nuns go for a bike ride

[oldtimer 0]

Two nun's in Paris decide to go for a sightseeing ride on bicycles around Paris. At the end of the day, one of the nuns sugests they take a short cut she knows back to the convent. After winding around many of the Rues the other says"I've never come this way before" To which her companion replied, "It's the cobblestones my dear"

[pcdodger 2]

Thats a good one

 

If you like Nun jokes, here is another for you, hope its new---

 

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and

she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of

your body goes first?

 

 

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."

 

"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied,

"Because when you pray, you hold your hands

together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

 

 

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".

 

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?

Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night..

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,

"OH GOD, I'M COMING!". If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"

 

THE NUN FAINTED!