Le or should it be La Frogs

[pcdodger 2]

French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney

 

(AP), Paris, March 5, 2003

 

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use

of fireworks at Euro- Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly

fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris,

caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a

group of Czech tourists !

 

 

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"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these

drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by

prostitutes."

 

~~~Mark Twain~~~

 

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"I would rather have a German division in front of me, than a French one

behind me."

 

~~~General George S. Patton~~~

 

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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your

accordion."

 

~~~General Norman Schwartzkopf~~~

 

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"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."

 

~~~Marge Simpson~~~

 

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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."

 

~~~Jacques Chirac, President of France~~~

 

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"The only time France wants us to go to war, is when the German Army is

sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

 

~~~Regis Philbin~~~

 

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"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the

1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the

face for it."

 

~~~John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona~~~

 

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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into

Paris under a German flag."

 

~~~David Letterman~~~

 

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"Only thing worse than a Frenchman, is a Frenchman who lives in Canada ."

 

~~~Ted Nugent~~~

 

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"War without France would be like .. World War II."

 

~~~Unknown~~~

 

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"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says

'First Iraq , then France ."

 

~~~Tom Brokaw~~~

 

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"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its

national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs ,than the Nazis?"

 

~~~Dennis Miller~~~

 

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"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when

they needed us."

 

~~~Alan Kent~~~

 

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"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an

attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a

three-day supply of hirsuit mistresses in the house."

 

~~~Argus Hamilton~~~

 

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"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being

advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot.

Dropped once.."

 

~~~Rep. Roy Blunt, MO~~~

 

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"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found

truffles in Iraq."

 

~~~Dennis Miller~~~

 

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Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the

city in WWII?

 

A. "Table for 100,000 m'sieur?"

 

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"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris ? It's not known,

it's never been tried."

 

~~~Rep. R. Blount, MO~~~

 

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"Do you know why it took Germany three days to conquer France in

WWII?-----it was raining! "

 

~~~John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv~~~

 

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The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the

London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to

"Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and

"Collaborate". The rise in the alert level was precipitatedby a recent fire

which destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively disabling their

military. "

 

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[pat6911 0]

France is just a Truck Stop on the way to England.

[joekicker 53]

Le or should it be La Frogs

 

The correct usage is Les Frogs.

 

Unless you are from Canada: Les Pepsis.

 

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[Basil B 46]

France is just a Truck Stop on the way to England.

 

 

France is just a Tr Fuck Stop on the way to England.

[atlas2 4,329]

Les differaaaance between The French and toast.................. You can make soldiers out of toast.

 

 

 

.................. However recent events show that Sarkozy has got guts.