If Jesus rose from the dead once again

[Gawd Elpus 798]

I wonder whether he would be a Modern Jesus, and a bit more tolerant, or would he condemn it as Sodom and Gomorrah, the devils playground, what do you reckon ??

Are we the Devil s's Children ??

[GlynRhedyn 32]

I wonder whether he would be a Modern Jesus, and a bit more tolerant, or would he condemn it as Sodom and Gomorrah, the devils playground, what do you reckon ??

Are we the Devil s's Children ??

Only those that frequent the Devil's Den.

Glyn.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Only those that frequent the Devil's Den.

Glyn.

 

 

Dont forget Lucifers

[bigstuy 8]

maybe he is there already and we just dont know it

 

 

[Gawd Elpus 798]

maybe he is there already and we just dont know it

 

 

 

 

LOL, I heard about these guys a while back, one of them has spilt wine down his shirt I saw a God van once on Beach raod about 7 years back.

 

These guys are just cunts though, I would like to see the top man himself come and visit.

[Dr.Winston O'Boogie 1]

He'd wonder why he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

[flighty 31]

Pattay is a shallow, selfish place. He would 'condemn' it but would also understand the seeking of fleeting happiness. He would advocate more self restraint and the putting of others ahead of oneself. I think he would frown particularly on those who exploit others' weaknesses, in whatever way.

[jacko 8,776]

Well he could turn wine to water.

[teelack 9,350]

Hate to tell you Mr Pastry but you wouldd be struck down dead! Do not take the Lords name in vain!

[digavich 0]

Any reasonable Saviour would put a cap on BF prices, prop up the british pound, give BigD a book of discount coupons he can use with freelancers, slip a LB in Villa's christmas stocking, slip another LB into Papillons bed when he's pissed (just for the crack!) and send me a fare and $5000 spending money. Easy work for the Son of God.

[roorsoldja 325]

For those of you that believe in Jesus , he would tolerate it and not condemn , that's for God to decide.

Many christian zealots forget that Jesus was around whores and dregs of society not with the fine ruling class of the Jews

Jesus preached forgiveness and anyone can be redeemed thats what he died for. Slavery (sex slaves ) and prostitution was rampant

in the Roman empire worse than today per capita , If Jesus forgave the men who betrayed him and murdered him , would he really give a

hairy fart about pattaya ? I honestly think he would not approve and pray for them and hope they would find alternatives for income.

He would most likely want to clean up the christian religion of all the fucking pedophiles in the church and there motto of "obey me or i'll hurt you". IMO

Sorry if this sounds snarky but i was brought up a christian and now I'm an atheist .

Very long story which I'm sure no one wants to hear

[aras 4]

Any reasonable Saviour would put a cap on BF prices, prop up the british pound, give BigD a book of discount coupons he can use with freelancers, slip a LB in Villa's christmas stocking, slip another LB into Papillons bed when he's pissed (just for the crack!) and send me a fare and $5000 spending money. Easy work for the Son of God.

 

 

You should be our spokesman, in case he'll decide to give pattaya a visit. Of course than the euro should be fixed to and we all should get allowance from our " father"

[billsmith98 1]

He'd wonder why he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

 

Virgins are highly over rated......... Training them takes away from other activities.....

[LocalYokul 177]

condemn it as Sodom and Gomorrah, the devils playground

 

[villayouth 37]

Id hope he got his hair cut first and a decent pair of flip-flops the scruffy long haired cunt

[gimmble 144]

now I will never be the same

[royboy 0]

No were not the devils children were just normal red blooded male with a healthy apitite for thai pussy

[villayouth 37]

Straight to boystown i think

:D

Edited April 16, 2010 by villayouth

[berettakid 26]

LOL, I heard about these guys a while back, one of them has spilt wine down his shirt I saw a God van once on Beach raod about 7 years back.

 

These guys are just cunts though, I would like to see the top man himself come and visit.

 

Mr Pastry how can you call these guys cunts yet anyone that says anything against Muslims and Islam you criticise

[Lucifer007 1]

Id hope he got his hair cut first and a decent pair of flip-flops the scruffy long haired cunt

 

 

Ouch.

 

Try saying that about Mohammed.

[Lucifer007 1]

Mr Pastry how can you call these guys cunts yet anyone that says anything against Muslims and Islam you criticise

 

 

Maybe because one's a fictitious character.

[villayouth 37]

Ouch.

 

Try saying that about Mohammed.

 

I love driving around Handsworth and Lozels with my VOTE BNP flag on my van . you should see the looks i get

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Mr Pastry how can you call these guys cunts yet anyone that says anything against Muslims and Islam you criticise

 

 

everyone is a cunt in Pattaya I am one of the biggest

 

The thread was not meant to be anti Christian.

Edited April 16, 2010 by Mr Pastry

[villayouth 37]

everyone is a cunt in Pattaya I am one of the biggest

 

No your not i met the biggest cunt in pattaya last time :D

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQfuzNGT58

[Gawd Elpus 798]

I reckon that if he walked down beach road with some disciples (obsession, Big Dusa, Frostfire and Babumbagum) , he could perform just a few miracles that would soon turn his following into a crowd stretching back to Soi 1 and part the waters for them to cross.

 

Loaves and fishes gig and water to wine, would go down a bomb with the Pattaya's balloon chasers

 

He could make the blind man who walks along with a PA strapped to his back, see again

 

He could make the beggar with no legs walk again

 

Turn Harris Black into an honest man

 

and lead the crowd into Sodom and Gomorrah as they enter Walking street.

Edited April 16, 2010 by Mr Pastry