If Jesus rose from the dead once again

[js007 795]

I think Jesus was probably a good guy. Somehow, though, the Catholic church latched onto the concept and screwed it all up. Now, they want people to believe they're going straight to hell for even thinking about sex. Not exactly a way to recruit new members, is it?

 

I'm not sure what Jesus would think about Pattaya. For all I know, he'd have his headquarters somewhere on Soi 6.

 

That reminds me. Has anyone ever seen a monk on Soi 6, blessing all the bar girls before they start their day? I wish I had had my camera that day.

[wacmedia 277]

Hi,

 

I'm sure he'd like us mongers. Sodom-on-Sea is my name for Pattaya.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

I think Jesus was probably a good guy. Somehow, though, the Catholic church latched onto the concept and screwed it all up. Now, they want people to believe they're going straight to hell for even thinking about sex. Not exactly a way to recruit new members, is it?

 

I'm not sure what Jesus would think about Pattaya. For all I know, he'd have his headquarters somewhere on Soi 6.

 

That reminds me. Has anyone ever seen a monk on Soi 6, blessing all the bar girls before they start their day? I wish I had had my camera that day.

 

 

No doubt in my mind that Jesus was a top geeza and he had a lot of mates.

 

I cant but help wonder though, whether Jacob, would head straight for Boys Town in his coat of many colours

Edited April 16, 2010 by Mr Pastry

[bigstuy 8]

No your not i met the biggest cunt in pattaya last time :cry1

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQfuzNGT58

 

 

 

maybe there is an in joke that i am missing out on but wtf does friends have to do with cunts?

 

apart from the cast of course

[villayouth 37]

maybe there is an in joke that i am missing out on but wtf does friends have to do with cunts?

 

apart from the cast of course

 

 

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[VicVegas 70]

Are you talking about grown up, bearded Jesus, or sweet Baby Jesus?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg

[jonny_two_combs 3]

Actually his name wasn't even jesus , it was more like joshua( yeshua)

but what would his board name be??

[jacko 8,827]

Mr Pastry how can you call these guys cunts yet anyone that says anything against Muslims and Islam you criticise

Ahhh, well youi see, it doesn't work that way.

[joekicker 53]

If Jesus rose from the dead once again

 

That would be something like your pouring me more tea, i.e. impossible.

 

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[Buttman2 0]

I think Jesus would buy Armani suit and perhaps shave and get a haircut. Get a bath, sample local wine and fish then look for a group of friends.

 

After a weekend of hard partying he would incurage those without sin to throw the first rock.

[melbourne_mick 0]

I wonder whether he would be a Modern Jesus, and a bit more tolerant, or would he condemn it as Sodom and Gomorrah, the devils playground, what do you reckon ??

Are we the Devil s's Children ??

 

 

He'd probably think he was in heaven apart from the fucking Indian Tailors