Getting Married when older!

[gs joe 1,773]

Getting Married when older! :)

Jacob, age 67 , and Noi age 39, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.

 

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

 

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

 

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

 

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

 

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

 

Pharmacist: "Definitely.."

 

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

 

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

 

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

 

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

Parkinson's disease?"

 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

 

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

 

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

 

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

 

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

 

Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?"

 

Pharmacist: "Sure."

 

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."

 

Joe

[atlas2 4,329]

555!!

 

I heard about the old guy went in to see the Doc just before his wedding to a young fit 23 yr old. He asked for advice and the Doc said diplomatically....'I've always found that getting in a young lodger helps in these situations'

 

So the old guy says 'OK doc I'll take your advice'

 

 

A year later the old guy's back in the Docs

 

 

 

'How's the marriage going?'

 

'Great,' said the old guy.

 

'And your wife?'

 

'Fantastic!.............She's pregnant!!'

 

'Oh yeah! .............And how's the lodger thing work-out ?'

 

 

Absolutely great Doc............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...............She's pregnant too!!