TE CATHLIC PRIEST

[APOLLO]

A CATHOLIC PRIEST WAS DRIVING

TO MASS ONE SUNDAY MORNING,

WHEN HE DROVE OVER A FROG.

THE PRIEST WAS DEVASTATED ,

HE GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND RUN OVER

TO SEE HOW THE FROG WAS, IT WAS BARELY ALIVE.

FORGETTING ABOUT MASS ,

HE TOOK THE FROG HOME AND CARESSED THE FROG

ALL DAY TO TRY AND MAKE THE FROG BETTER.

THAT NIGHT HE SLEPT WITH THE FROG .

THE FOLLOWING MORNING

THE FROG SEEMED A LOT BETTER

SO HE KISSED IT ON THE LIPS.

SUDDENLY THE FROG CHANGED

INTO A 11 YR OLD BOY............

AND THAT, YOUR HONOUR IS THE CASE FOR THE DEFENCE.

[midlifecrisis]

Is there an echo in here?

 

Moderator! Merge these topics!

 

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