Coming Home Drunk

[BigusDicus]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

 

Doctor: "What happened?"

 

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes

home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

 

Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your

husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start

swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow

until he goes to bed and is asleep."

 

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and

reborn.

 

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!

 

Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I

swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"

 

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[Ergodyne]

Great !