The dreaded Mossies

[bratpack 91]

I've never had a problem with mosquitoes (the correct word, by the way) in Pattaya.

 

Perhaps it's because I tend to live on high floors and don't go out during the day...but it's never been a problem.

 

 

Are mozzies scared of vampires then Martin lol lol

[bratpack 91]

I use the Tiger Balm for the itchy swelling when I do get bitten, that works a treat. For simple revenge you cant beat one of those tennis racket zappers, great fun ay under 200 baht from Tesco.

 

 

Hours of fun mate,and good excersise lol

[MM 6,562]

Are mozzies scared of vampires then Martin lol lol

 

I have no information on that, but you explained they are afraid of fat hairy guys smelling of vinegar. You should go with what works for you.

[bratpack 91]

I have no information on that, but you explained they are afraid of fat hairy guys smelling of vinegar. You should go with what works for you.

no lol neither OMFG.Where did i say fat hairy guys?????.DO you understand this post Martin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MM 6,562]

Tried everything for 7 years,spray,plug ins,rings,cream,they fucking still bite me.Now i have tried vinegar,when i stay in,else i will smell like a chip/french frie.The vinegar is great,and good if one gets a bite too.

 

 

no lol neither OMFG.Where did i say fat hairy guys?????.DO you understand this post Martin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Okay, so you're not hairy then?

[bratpack 91]

Okay, so you're not hairy then?

 

 

Wrong again,i am hairy,but dont tell anybody how u found out,Cant say i am fat,maybe 4kilo overweight,same same u???

 

 

U need to work on your sense of humour mate,as u havent got one.The language barrier must be bigger than i thought,are you southern America,like Texas or somewhere close,i can understand then

[MM 6,562]

Wrong again,i am hairy,but dont tell anybody how u found out,Cant say i am fat,maybe 4kilo overweight,same same u???

 

 

U need to work on your sense of humour mate,as u havent got one.The language barrier must be bigger than i thought,are you southern America,like Texas or somewhere close,i can understand then

 

You telling me that I need to work on my sense of humor is about the funniest thing you've ever said, but not in a humorous sense...funny like ludicrously dim.

 

Thank you for confirming my point about mossies though..fat, hairy and smelling of vinegar is the best repellent.

[bigstuy 8]

many moons ago after i was eaten by a horde of hungry mozzies a former tirak bought me a bottle of garlic capsules and told me to take one daily all year round. now all i get is maybe 2 or 3 bites over a trip and a dab of tiger balm takes the itch out of them in no time

[bratpack 91]

You telling me that I need to work on my sense of humor is about the funniest thing you've ever said, but not in a humorous sense...funny like ludicrously dim.

 

Thank you for confirming my point about mossies though..fat, hairy and smelling of vinegar is the best repellent.

 

 

Thats better nearly funny then,i also forgot about garlic too,but they stink too.If you have any mates who are fat and hairy do a competition for them,maybe 5 beers at 95 baht or similar,and get a bottle of vinegar free,the cheap thai one though.

[MM 6,562]

Thats better nearly funny then,i also forgot about garlic too,but they stink too.If you have any mates who are fat and hairy do a competition for them,maybe 5 beers at 95 baht or similar,and get a bottle of vinegar free,the cheap thai one though.

 

Why doesn't that surprise me?

[bigdelta 46]

Careful about generalizations. Some of us southern Americans are really dense.

 

 

Wrong again,i am hairy,but dont tell anybody how u found out,Cant say i am fat,maybe 4kilo overweight,same same u???

 

 

U need to work on your sense of humour mate,as u havent got one.The language barrier must be bigger than i thought,are you southern America,like Texas or somewhere close,i can understand then

Edited April 19, 2011 by LTGTR

[bratpack 91]

Careful about generalizations. Some of us southern Americans are really dense.

 

 

No insult intended.The post did come across as bad but i only meant that my experience with Americans from that necj of the woods is they have a few problems understand english language and humour

[bratpack 91]

Why doesn't that surprise me?

 

 

I was trying to save u money because giving away the vinegar I BUY,would be too expensive for a promotion.U realy do find it difficult to understand me,dont u????,and another dig about money or the lack of it,have you spoke to my mum or what lol lol

[bigdelta 46]

I think you meant to say the British language and humo(u)r,correct?

 

No insult intended.The post did come across as bad but i only meant that my experience with Americans from that necj of the woods is they have a few problems understand english language and humour

[jacko 8,822]

I would just like to clarify is it....

Apple Cider Vinegar.

Balsamic Vinegar

Cane Vinegar

Coconut Vinegar

Red Wine Vinegar

Rice Vinegar

Sherry Vinegar

White Wine Vinegar

or good old Malt Vinegar?

Perhaps any of the above, or will the stuff I drain off my tinned red salmon (malt of course) suffice.

It sure should make me smelly to go along with my overly hairy and fat qualifications.

[teelack 9,645]

Martin raises a good point saying that some are bit and some are not. Here is a theory. As a youngster I had an ailment that affected my blood enough to stop me giving donations. I am almost never bitten or bothered by anything flying. I have been told that its the blood disorder that the insects don't like (smart little bastards). I wonder if in fact there are other ailments that we have in our life that turn insects off? Could be as simple as measles or chicken pox. Whatever, this is one persons response and perhaps it applies to others.

[maipenrai 476]

I used to get bad reactions to Thai mosquito bites, big red patches and a lot of swelling; but on this last trip they didn't bother me any more than bites at home in Canada do so I must have built up some kind of tolerance to the little pests over time. That being said, I rarely get bites in the daytime, mosquitoes are more likely to be active at night when it is somewhat cooler, especially if you are around any kind of vegetation. They tend to fly low, I always get bitten from the knee down unless it happens at night in my room when I am sleeping. When I remember to, I coat my lower legs with a product named Muskol which we used to be issued with where I worked - strong and very effective, don't get it near your eyes!!

 

The worst mosquitoes I came across on my recent trip were right on Sukhomvit Rd in BKK - sitting at the the little sidewalk bars next to the planters by the curb, I got eaten alive - this goes to show that you can be attacked by them anywhere.

[bratpack 91]

I think you meant to say the British language and humo(u)r,correct?

 

 

Yes mate i did mean that

[bratpack 91]

I used to get bad reactions to Thai mosquito bites, big red patches and a lot of swelling; but on this last trip they didn't bother me any more than bites at home in Canada do so I must have built up some kind of tolerance to the little pests over time. That being said, I rarely get bites in the daytime, mosquitoes are more likely to be active at night when it is somewhat cooler, especially if you are around any kind of vegetation. They tend to fly low, I always get bitten from the knee down unless it happens at night in my room when I am sleeping. When I remember to, I coat my lower legs with a product named Muskol which we used to be issued with where I worked - strong and very effective, don't get it near your eyes!!

 

The worst mosquitoes I came across on my recent trip were right on Sukhomvit Rd in BKK - sitting at the the little sidewalk bars next to the planters by the curb, I got eaten alive - this goes to show that you can be attacked by them anywhere.

 

 

My first trip to Scarboro,Toronto was my worst for bites.I sat outside my Aunties house for a ciggie,as she had packed in,so didnt want to blow smoke in the house,and the next day i had about 80 bites,and felt rough for 3 days.Now they dont seem to bother me,albeit,i still get a few bites if i dont put cream on.

[honeypot 27]

Why don't you fuck off and find some more lists to plagarise?

 

You're quite keen on the plagiarism theme, have you ever credited Stephen King with your signature ?