101 reason why honey need to send me 10000 baht

[fruitti88 0]

I start with 2 here :

 

1/ sister involved in motor-cycle accident & need an operation

2/ pattaya rains all day & no farang come for 1 month so I am now back to my village, just to see that father/mother is in desperate need for brain surgery or he/she will soon die.

 

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your contributions welcomed !!

[fishingtime 0]

The whole family sick deal; Momma, Papa, brother, sister, dog, cat, snake , etc.

 

Need to pay loan for any of the above.

 

I was robbed need help.

 

And just about every other stupid reason you can think of. I think the first class in bar girl school 101 is reasons to asked for money.

[kjvegas 2]

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1/ sister involved in motor-cycle accident & need an operation

 

I was going to say that  :) Probably the most popular "My waterbuffalo is sick"

 

"Need money bank take house, I only need 10,000 baht" ::)

KJ

[Guest]

1)  Student loan is due.

2)  Father spent the last 10,000 baht on booze & women.

3)  Pay tuition for sister's school.

4)  Brother fall off motorbike.

5)  I go in hospital;  that why I not write for two weeks and need money soon!

6)  Tree fall on house.

7)  House fall out of the tree.

8)  River flood and wash away garden.

9)  Hasn't rained in years; crop failure.

10) Locusts!

[kjvegas 2]

This one is from an older Thai woman, "my niece has to have brain surgery" [smiley=bullshit.gif] This woman had a reputation for being a bullshitter.

cheers

kj

[smoozer 0]

12) Farang come Thailand and rent my car. He have accident and no have money. I must pay to fix car.

 

13) I am happy you come back Pattaya. You be my sponsor?

 

14) Hello Darlingggg! I miss you why you no give me money to save for you when you come bangkok?

 

15) You are Farang You always lady first. You pay! I no pay anything in Thailand. I Thai lady!

 

 

Keep the thread going!!

 

Smooze

[monkeyman 1,604]

Sick water buffalo fall in front of sister's motorcyle and make it skid into tree. Sister break head and tree fall onto house and hit Mama and Papa. Brother run to help but slip and fall down well and break leg. All now in hospital except buffalo who die. Please send 100,000 baht for hospital bill and new buffalo as I know you have good heart.

[fishingtime 0]

Did we all miss the number one reason in their eyes.  It is what they all think but very few would ever say. You rich I'm not you should give me baht.

[smoozer 0]

Monkeyman,

 

I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. That was the funniest I have seen in  a long time. My stomach still hurts.

 

smoozer

[chas 16]

Termites are eating my house.

 

Patrick

[stevemcm 1]

Moto Sai get pregnant, need go hospital.

[Crackpot 2]

best one I had was.

 

Husband policemen and he get killed ;D

[Backdoor 0]

Hi boys, I found this one from another website . I thought it would suitable for this post.  ;D

 

 

Thai lady's seem to have bad luck. My girlfriend sent me a e-mail. Dear chuck: I love you and miss you too much. Now I have problem.I tell you before my buffalo was sick. Now it die. Fall down in middle of rice field. When it fall, it land on papa and break his leg in three places. Now he can not work. Brother me make stretcher from bambo she take from roof of house. Then roof fall and rain get in house. Moma take papa to hospital on motorcycle. She have accident coming home. Run into police car. Brother me to blame. Police say we have to pay big money. Motorcycle ok. Police car kaput. Moma now have heart poblem. Doctor say she need triple by-pass. I not understand what is. He say you understand. Up to now I only work cashier in bar and not go with man. I wait for yopu to come back pattaya. If you will help me I have to go with many many many manymany man to pay bills. The old people in my village think that it is all your fault. If you send money to buy medicine for sick buffalo when I ask then it not die. Papa not break leg.house still have roof mama not run in police car Mama not have heart problem. Please send 200,000 baht for my bank account. Papa fix 10,000 new roof:30,000 fix police car:100,000 mama fix. I takeoff 2,000 baht for sell buffalo meat but have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have problem eat bad meat-12,000. I not know money usa but friend say it is about 41.54 baht. This mean you send me 15,000 usa. Little bit mone for important man like you. I love you too much you sexy man. Da

[GoodMorning 0]

My little tiirak called me a few months back, and said she was hungry an needed some money. Because her husband in england is kin jao and was only sending her 5000 bath a month. Not enough for disco, gambling and smoking weed I guess....

 

PS! She married this english guy while I stayed with her for 3 months this winter. I gave her two weeks off, and went for some fun in Angels City  8)

 

Lovely aren't they?  ;D

 

 

Tor

[tom_pitt 0]

Backdoor,

that letter was one of the few decent things Trink has put in his column for a long time.

 

One of the nicest requests I've had is

 

-now I have problem, can you help me?

 

at least it's not a lie.

 

Trink had another good line "If a bargirl told me it was raining, I'd look outside before I'd believe her.

[leemo 0]

big wind take top from house fall on sister now sick hopital and bank come want take everytink and need money pleasebecos you jai dee mak.

[upena 2]

get the shirt from Spicy Girls

http://www.spicygirls.org/letter_t-shirt.htm

[Niall 0]

I have to have to HAVE TO have one of those shirts!

[flying__pig 0]

Daaarling,I need money fix teeth,only 5,000 baht. ;D

[wally_world 1]

Tilac,

 

I need a waterproof cell phone so that I can talk to you during Songkran.  ???

[hall 0]

I had the usual "I'm sick,cannot work,only you can help" email about three weeks ago.

 

But this one had a twist in that the Bank Account I was to send money to  ;D  was in the name of some thai guy !

 

She didn't have much chance of getting anything anyway (been there-done that) but not even her Bank Account -- geez !!!!    ::)

 

Cheers Hall

[Night_Rider 0]

Hello all, :)

 

How about-

 

Me and my friend want to go out and get drunk.

 

And it worked too.

[wbill 0]

1. Her good friend's Farang is sending her friend $100 a month, I should do the same for her.

[eltib 54]

Hi boys, I found this one from another website . I thought it would suitable for this post.  ;D

 

 

Thai lady's seem to have bad luck. My girlfriend sent me a e-mail. Dear chuck: I love you and miss you too much. Now I have problem.I tell you before my buffalo was sick. Now it die. Fall down in middle of rice field. When it fall, it land on papa and break his leg in three places. Now he can not work. Brother me make stretcher from bambo she take from roof of house. Then roof fall and rain get in house. Moma take papa to hospital on motorcycle. She have accident coming home. Run into police car. Brother me to blame. Police say we have to pay big money. Motorcycle ok. Police car kaput. Moma now have heart poblem. Doctor say she need triple by-pass. I not understand what is. He say you understand. Up to now I only work cashier in bar and not go with man. I wait for yopu to come back pattaya. If you will help me I have to go with many many many manymany man to pay bills. The old people in my village think that it is all your fault. If you send money to buy medicine for sick buffalo when I ask then it not die. Papa not break leg.house still have roof mama not run in police car Mama not have heart problem. Please send 200,000 baht for my bank account. Papa fix 10,000 new roof:30,000 fix police car:100,000 mama fix. I takeoff 2,000 baht for sell buffalo meat but have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have problem eat bad meat-12,000. I not know money usa but friend say it is about 41.54 baht. This mean you send me 15,000 usa. Little bit mone for important man like you. I love you too much you sexy man. Da

 

This can be found in the book "Money #1". Mine was great told me "Papa was coughing up blood." But told her boss "Sister die."

[k1221n 0]

my aunt stay in my room; landlord have bad heart and is charging double,need 10,000 baht.