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i must say well done our friend villayouth for passing his oil rig course ;)

 

i think thou a bit confused as he went to the careers office and wanted a job where he could handle a greasy pole :whistling:

 

The tagline was "In space, no one can hear you scream." – Alien

 

So imagine stuck in the North sea with a horny villa " At sea no one can hear you scream !"

 

Well done mate and good luck for the future :chogdee :chogdee

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When Villa was just a little girl,

he asked my mother: "What will I be?

Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?"

Here's what she said to me:

 

"You're a boy, you daft cunt. Now get out of your sister's clothes and fuck off to school!"

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Thanks Wayne , you was right it was an interesting few days I enjoyed the firefighting the best fireman.gif

 

Did the HUET (helicopter underwater escape training) on day 2 , you have to do 6 different scenarios , the secret is to hold your exit and stick you head on the window , when it stops just open the window release your seat-belt and you just float out . some was releasing there belts to soon and floating up to the floor(your upside-down) making it harder to get out :unsure:

 

Not something id want to do all the time , but not that bad if you dont panic

 

I'm sure it would be completely different IRL :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

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So will he be working 4 on 4 off and moving to Pattaya? Plenty of rigs in Asia, less travel time that way.

 

I need to get a gob now mate :hairout and if I do it will prolly be in the North sea for now cold.gif

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Thanks Wayne , you was right it was an interesting few days I enjoyed the firefighting the best fireman.gif

 

Did the HUET (helicopter underwater escape training) on day 2 , you have to do 6 different scenarios , the secret is to hold your exit and stick you head on the window , when it stops just open the window release your seat-belt and you just float out . some was releasing there belts to soon and floating up to the floor(your upside-down) making it harder to get out :unsure:

 

Not something id want to do all the time , but not that bad if you dont panic

 

I'm sure it would be completely different IRL :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

 

Well done mate,

Now cut down on the ale and move forward with you life, you have the perfect chance to put your skills to good use and make some money, think about the time you can spend in Patts :chogdee

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Well done mate,

Now cut down on the ale and move forward with you life, you have the perfect chance to put your skills to good use and make some money, think about the time you can spend in Patts :chogdee

 

I haven't had a drink in over six weeks mate :thumbup and feel much better for it . I cant stop eating though Im spending more on Kebabs and KFC than I was on beer and vodka FFS :rolleyes:

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I haven't had a drink in over six weeks mate :thumbup and feel much better for it . I cant stop eating though Im spending more on Kebabs and KFC than I was on beer and vodka FFS :rolleyes:

I am working on a project, making a town dedicated to hunting, shooting and martial arts in Poland, we have the ranges, the forests and Krav Maga Global wanting to train there, come over in the new year i am looking into the whores behind the scene a little extra for the night time activity for the people training :whistling:

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I am working on a project, making a town dedicated to hunting, shooting and martial arts in Poland, we have the ranges, the forests and Krav Maga Global wanting to train there, come over in the new year i am looking into the whores behind the scene a little extra for the night time activity for the people training :whistling:

 

FFS :yikes:

 

Yes Il come and have a look :nod

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Did that at the age of 15 :whistling:

 

go nick a car then drive it in to the pit. who undone the seat belt first & got out went

to the surface we called them villa wanker. :wanker

 

rest my case :thumbup

 

wish i had them cars now they be worth a few £££££££££££££££££££££ :hairout

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Thanks Wayne , you was right it was an interesting few days I enjoyed the firefighting the best fireman.gif

 

Did the HUET (helicopter underwater escape training) on day 2 , you have to do 6 different scenarios , the secret is to hold your exit and stick you head on the window , when it stops just open the window release your seat-belt and you just float out . some was releasing there belts to soon and floating up to the floor(your upside-down) making it harder to get out :unsure:

 

Not something id want to do all the time , but not that bad if you dont panic

 

I'm sure it would be completely different IRL :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

 

 

Where did you do your BOSIET?

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