Democratic Convention Schedule for Charlotte, NC

[bigdelta 46]

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN

 

4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

 

4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by Whoopi Goldberg

 

4:15 PM – Tribute to George Soros for his help in creating and financing the Democratic Platform - Nancy Pelosi

 

4:30 PM - Reading of the Democratic Platform - Nancy Pelosi

XXXX Canceled. Will be passed without reading.

 

4:30 PM – Tribute to the Occupy Wall Street movement for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment, and boost the economy. - Harry Reid

 

4:45 PM – Jobs seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.” - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson

 

5:00 PM – Travel Seminar; “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime” - Michelle Obama.

 

5:30 PM – "Family Values" Seminar - Eliot Spitzer (via Satellite)

 

5:35 PM – Real Estate Bargains Seminar - Tony Rezko

 

6:00 PM – Home Mortgage Seminar - Barney Frank

 

6:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by George Clooney

 

6:15 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

 

6:30 pm - Kinder, Gentler Bombing Techniques - Bill Ayers

 

6:45 PM – Paying Your Fair Share - Timothy Geitner

 

7:00 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally

 

7:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore

 

7:30 PM - Dramatized film re-enactment of Obama's single handed capture of Osama Bin Laden - Michael Moore

 

7:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

 

7:50 PM - Commitment to US border security - Atty Gen Holder

 

8:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by David Letterman

 

8:15 PM – Media Seminar “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

 

9:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers - Dem Natl Cmte Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

 

9:15 PM – Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / Profiting with Green Investments - Al Gore

 

10:00 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

 

10:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by Barbra Streisand

 

10:15 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

10:20 PM - Obama accepts Congressional Medal of Honor for Bin Laden capture

10:25 PM - Obama accepts Greenpeace Hero Medal for instant cleanup of Gulf oil spill, and blocking of Keystone Pipeline

 

10:30 PM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

 

10:45 PM - *** Break for installation of additional teleprompters ***

 

11:00 PM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

 

11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama Presiding

 

12:00 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing (Food stamps distributed to all delegates as they leave.)

 

1:00 AM - Convention Hall cleared and cleaned

 

3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

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[tomcat76 327]

Nice...

[bigdelta 46]

Most of them are hilarious.

[tomcat76 327]

I thought so! (In a grim humor sort of way...)

[bigdelta 46]

Gee,let me guess who the "minus 1" came from.Obviously someone with no sense of humor.Who cares.

[tomcat76 327]

What an abysmal lack of taste! Some people just can't appreciate fine humor. We'll just have to do something about that.

[sinbinjack 244]

Probably more funny if you are an American and understand why some of those things should be funny,cause most of it went over my head.

[bigdelta 46]

All is right in the universe once again!

 

What an abysmal lack of taste! Some people just can't appreciate fine humor. We'll just have to do something about that.