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(Courtesy Jonah Falcon)

A New York man known for his unusually large penis was patted down by airport security at San Francisco International last week after they questioned him about the bulge in his pants, he said.

Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.

“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.

When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.

Falcon said the delay was mostly amusing to him and only delayed him for about 5 minutes. He said it was the first time his penis had caused a security concern.

“I”ve gone through the (airport scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried,” he said. “What was the worst that was going to happen — I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it, I’ll just show them.”

Falcon’s penis has been reported as 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect, according to Rolling Stone. He has been featured in documentaries on HBO and overseas and has appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He works as a video game journalist and as an actor with small roles in movies and television shows, according to his Internet Movie Database profile.

Falcon tweeted about the airport delay and the Huffington Post was the first to report on the incident.

A spokesman for the TSA at SFO was not immediately available for comment. Falcon said the agents were “professional” about the security check.

“It was probably harder on them than it was on me,” Falcon said.

Posted By: Ellen Huet ( Email , Twitter ) | Jul 17 at 1:09 pm

 

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LONG DONG - swedish guy I beleive - 16 3/4 - Record holder for Longest

 

KING JOHN - Black american guy - 16 1/4 Record holer for thickest in world ,

 

that was over 30 years ago - I saw a video called sex freaks

 

also included fionna flaps and other assorted informative facts

 

funny that I at 14 then, have never forgotten that video :P

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Centimeters, right? :yikes:

 

Is that why you post under the board name 'mm'?

 

I actually went to the Drs, because before I got married because my wife to be said she wanted a husband with a 12" cock.

 

The Doc looked at me and said, "K atlas, I can cut that down to any size you want!"

 

No pleasing her though!...........On our wedding night she say's, "I can't take THAT! I've got a weak heart.....

 

" I said , "Well lay on your side and I'll miss it!"

 

Then she says, "Can't I just kiss it?"

 

"What's the bloody point of being married then ?" I said..."I can do that myself"!!

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LONG DONG - swedish guy I beleive - 16 3/4 - Record holder for Longest

 

KING JOHN - Black american guy - 16 1/4 Record holer for thickest in world ,

 

that was over 30 years ago - I saw a video called sex freaks

 

also included fionna flaps and other assorted informative facts

 

funny that I at 14 then, have never forgotten that video :P

 

I knew the bloke who was known as King Dong or Long Dong Silver.....he was a regular factory worker living in Forest Gate,East London. He used to laugh at the fact people took it seriously!

 

The video is a total fake,concocted by David Sullivan et al.Was around in the early 1980s.

 

The white bloke was the Texas Longhorn.Other characters were the so called worlds hairiest woman,and a hermaphrodite. The hair was collected from a barbers and stuck on with theatrical glue.

 

I know this as I worked for DS,and sold this film in a London sex shop for a few years.

 

 

The appendages were rubber.

 

Do you remember the scene where LDS tied a knot in the middle of it?

 

The video was Sex Freaks Special,sold by Goldstar,distributed by Private.

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