New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick

[MM 6,562]

http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-computer-also-sucks-your-dick,33017/

 

Sorry, I can't figure out how to embed this.

[Fornicator 106]

That was very funny!!! i wonder what Samsung thinks about that?

[MM 6,562]

That was very funny!!! i wonder what Samsung thinks about that?

Word is, they are working on it right now!

[sabaidii2 171]

Word is, they are working on it right now!

A favorite joke of mine is going to a car dealership looking at cars on display. A salesman approaches. We talk. Eventually I ask if the model also comes with an AutoSuck. The salesman is usually silenced since he:

1) Doesn't understand the question, or

2) Does understand, but can't decide what to say

 

I selfishly do NOT want this device to become reality because it will ruin my fun.

 

I know, I'm a bad person.

[short 215]

Shouldn't this be in the technology section?

[MM 6,562]

Shouldn't this be in the technology section?

Cause it's really real technology?

[Big_Brian 179]

There's a technology section?

[BigusDicus 9,829]

That was very funny!!! i wonder what Samsung thinks about that?

 

 

Perhaps they get an employee discount!