Duz tha speak Yorkshire ?

[N3RGT 118]

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.

Apparently Yorkshire night clubbers have started injecting ecstasy just above their front teeth.

 

A police spokesman commented that the dangerous practice is known as "E bah Gum"

 

 

 

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

 

Yorkshire man: "Ay up lad I need to talk to thee about me cat".

 

Vet: "Is it a Tom" ?

 

Yorkshire man." nay lad I've browt it wi me"

 

 

 

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

 

Yorkshireman:"Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog "?

 

Jeweller: "Does tha want it 18 carat" ?

 

Yorkshireman: "Naw i want it chewing a bone, yer daft bugger"

 

 

Edited October 19, 2013 by N3RGT

[MM 6,562]

If I sound out the words, I get it

[Nightrider 340]

My sisters married to a Yorkshire man , he is by no doubt the tightest cunt i have ever met in my life .

 

E bah gum

Does thee belly touch tha bum

Does thy balls hang low

Can tha tie em in a bow

E bah gum

[atlas2 4,329]

Did ye know...E'ba'gum.......Is Mugabe spelt backwards............?

 

" Never.....Well I'll go t'foot o'our stairs!'

 

"Ay, like as not, 'appen as maybe."

 

 

 

 

My uncle, (broad cockney) taught me 'Albert and the Lion' when I was about 9..........I can still recite it t'this day...... Not much of a party piece anymore............More's the pity!

 

Still there's always 'Ernie'......."You can ear the 'oofbeats pound as they raced across the ground and the clatter of the wheels as they spun round and round"

 

Funny the things that still clutter the brain after 61 years.

 

For those of you that have never heard 'Albert and the Lion' have a listen. Humour from a more innocent time...

 

 

 

http://youtu.be/aKovQRzIQwI

Edited October 20, 2013 by atlas2

[bigbadbaz 69]

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.

Apparently Yorkshire night clubbers have started injecting ecstasy just above their front teeth.

 

A police spokesman commented that the dangerous practice is known as "E bah Gum"

 

 

 

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

 

Yorkshire man: "Ay up lad I need to talk to thee about me cat".

 

Vet: "Is it a Tom" ?

 

Yorkshire man." nay lad I've browt it wi me"

 

 

 

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

 

Yorkshireman:"Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog "?

 

Jeweller: "Does tha want it 18 carat" ?

 

Yorkshireman: "Naw i want it chewing a bone, yer daft bugger"

 

 

I'm from Barnsley and this sounds perfectly normal to me