A man with a positive attitude

[BigusDicus 9,720]

A man with a positive attitude


Saturday night a friend of mine gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital ICU,

tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function, a hell of a pain over his left ear,
and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident.

She looked at him deep & steady and he heard her slowly say,

You may not feel anything from the waist down.'

He managed to mumble in reply,

'Can I just feel your tits, then?'

NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

[atlas2 4,329]

Admirable…….

[DrPat 416]

Excellent!

[graymatter 153]

 

A man with a positive attitude

 

 

Saturday night a friend of mine gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital ICU,

tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function, a hell of a pain over his left ear,

and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident.

She looked at him deep & steady and he heard her slowly say,

You may not feel anything from the waist down.'

He managed to mumble in reply,

 

'Can I just feel your tits, then?'

 

NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

 

 

Makes sense if the nurse was a lady boy..

[midlifecrisis 4,012]

A man after my own heart.

 

Well done Big