Holding yer licker

[teelack 9,340]

A woman is walking down the street and sees a sign in the pet shop window reading,

"PUSSY-LICKING FROG £25" ..

Curious the woman proceeds inside and says to the shop keeper, "I'd like to see the pussy-licking frog, please."

To which the shopkeeper replies, "Bonjour!"

[BigusDicus 9,833]

[darkmancomes 75]

Well I know how I hold my licker ! By the ears! ( old ones sometimes the best)

[DrPat 418]

Reminds me of the one about two women talking:

 

“What do you call your man?”

 

“I calls him Drambuie”

 

“Drambuie? Ain’t that some kind of fancy liquor?”

 

“Yep”