Eggs Benedict pun

[MM 6,562]

[jacko 8,822]

I had a fry up breakfast served on a shovel last time I was in the UK!

[Fatboyfat 361]

I had a fry up breakfast served on a shovel last time I was in the UK!

Got one ofthose at the old railway place on Isle of Man. It was not very hot!

MMs contribution is my favourite brekky, but I'll stick with plates! I've yet to find a decent 'Benedict in Pattaya!

[jacko 8,822]

Got one ofthose at the old railway place on Isle of Man. It was not very hot!

MMs contribution is my favourite brekky, but I'll stick with plates! I've yet to find a decent 'Benedict in Pattaya!

Same place mate! Just last May.

We gave it a try but I prefer the breakfast in the cafe in the small Market Hall place near the Quay.

[MM 6,562]

I get the feeling I'm being trifled with.

[Fatboyfat 361]

I get the feeling I'm being trifled with.

Moi ?

[MM 6,562]

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[jacko 8,822]

I couldn't let mine get cold......

 

Anyone questioning whether I needed a knife and fork better watch it!

Edited November 20, 2015 by jacko

[BeerBelly 1,026]

Not sure I'd want to eat anything off of that shovel. You can see how it is covered in paint for the most part and has been worn through. So I ask myself, "Where did the rest of the paint go" and the answer is "in the stomachs of a bunch of diners"

It's interesting that even the English think their food is like horse shit and deserves to be treated the same way.

[MM 6,562]

atlas2, help!!

[jacko 8,822]

Not sure I'd want to eat anything off of that shovel. You can see how it is covered in paint for the most part and has been worn through. So I ask myself, "Where did the rest of the paint go" and the answer is "in the stomachs of a bunch of diners"

 

It's interesting that even the English think their food is like horse shit and deserves to be treated the same way.

My friend, you should see a few of the frying pans that get used around the UK, many believe you should never wash the frying pan as you take the goodness out of it! These are of course coal shovels meant for fuelling steam trains, which they still have on the Island! Shit is moved using pitchforks and spades, the long handles they have are rather inconvenient in the confines of a railway station cafe. I suppose they might work for getting pizza out of the ovens. I would also point out that before I 'licked the plate', all the paint was intact, and I was happily knocking back a pint of Okells soon after.

 

The English though, have managed to master cutlery, rather than eating with unwashed fingers.

Edited November 20, 2015 by jacko

[MM 6,562]

[Fatboyfat 361]

https://youtu.be/yHDgzQ6eQw4

Was he gay, or was it just coz his name rhymed with "homo" ?

[Basil B 46]

Train drivers used to cook their breakfasts on a shovel, I also understand they would use the the coal bunkers as a rest room.

 

Hope the kept a separate shovel for cooking their breakfasts on.