You know it's high season

[nkped 1,208]

When there is a sudden influx of people getting on elevators which are going up when they clearly want to go to the first floor.

[rnine 75]

You know it's high season when.......

Most of the bar customers HAVEN'T got 6 full bottles of Chang in front of them at the end of happy hour!!!

[Butch 3,456]

The baht bus doesn’t stop for you standing on your own.

[jacko 8,866]

When there is a sudden influx of people getting on elevators which are going up when they clearly want to go to the first floor.

Ah just press the button for the top floor to give them a nice ride.

These Chinese have never been in elevators and enjoy it, unless they are rushing down for the breakfast buffet.

[Butch 3,456]

Ah just press the button for the top floor to give them a nice ride.

These Chinese have never been in elevators and enjoy it, unless they are rushing down for the breakfast buffet.

 

The trick is to lick your index and middle finger, make sure everyone sees, then run them down the whole 2 columns of floor numbers as you go out*.

 

*I've never done this to a lift full of annoying chinese in the Hilton Pattaya, ever. I swear.

[nkped 1,208]

Ah just press the button for the top floor to give them a nice ride.

These Chinese have never been in elevators and enjoy it, unless they are rushing down for the breakfast buffet.

Actually retirement age farang.

[jacko 8,866]

Actually retirement age farang.

Well it wasn't me, I always look for the arrow lights.