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Paddy went to his local supermarket after a lunchtime session to do some shopping. With his list, he went to reach for the largest cucumber in the shop when this tall sexy looking blonde also went to grab it. “Oh yeah, I bet I know now why you be wanting the biggest one,” he winked. “You’ve got me” she giggled, “Do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?” “No thanks,” said Paddy, “I’ve got better things to do with me time than be standing around watching a woman make sandwiches.”