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In my teens - I got lots of boners with my Black Ant.

Two guys are working in the desert when Doug decides to take a leak. Suddenly a snake bites him on his wiener. He screams,"Paul, I think it's poisonous! Quick, call 911." Operator: "What is the state of your emergency?" "My pal has been bit by a snake on his penis - and its starting to burn and swell." She explains how to remove the venom: "Squeeze his penis firmly, place your mouth over the bite, then suck the venom out." "Paul, Paul, what did she say?" Screams Doug. Doug replies - "looks like you're gonna die."

I had no idea that a woman had joined a pussy hounds forum. I understand your revulsion towards naked females. Please, accept my apology. Yarn And welcome to spot the looney, where once again, we in.mp4

The post was obviously a joke.

Relax.

Inmate has heart attack whilst masturbating feverishly. Female guards have "no idea what caused said frantic sausage pulling."😀

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says... "Honey, this is the goat I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a goat." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous old goat, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Circa November 2007. I had just left Chiang Mai because I couldn't find a young massage gal who would do BBBJ. I checked into a BR hotel, then I walked over to the walkway. An 18 year old hottie says "ow smoke gap boom ha loi baht mai?" We jumped into the shower, then we had a good session. I Stayed for 9 more years.😀

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Beach road is a shadow of her former self. I loved making out on the couches of the old closed faced bars of the 6. The babe would get it rock hard - then it was BJ with pussy caressing time. Fuck the moron and his PC forum. More construction. However; the aforementioned greater Bukhow zone is teaming with massage pussy. A shower with the gal, 20 minute foreplay massage - followed by a BBBJ can be had for a 400 - 500 baht tip - which was the going rate 10 years ago.

I used a wee bit of artistic license😎

Good prices, and hot stewardesses: I just booked my Chiang Mai - Bangkok return flights for October. I used their website, which has the Promo' Fares, and the total cost was 980 baht. All the stewardesses sport bright red lipstick, and they wear tight fitting shorts.

Just saw your post. I have been using it for several years without any problems, or security alerts. Cheers.