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Two guys are working in the desert when Doug decides to take a leak. Suddenly a snake bites him on his wiener. He screams,"Paul, I think it's poisonous! Quick, call 911." Operator: "What is the state of your emergency?" "My pal has been bit by a snake on his penis - and its starting to burn and swell." She explains how to remove the venom: "Squeeze his penis firmly, place your mouth over the bite, then suck the venom out." "Paul, Paul, what did she say?" Screams Doug. Doug replies - "looks like you're gonna die."

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Inmate has heart attack whilst masturbating feverishly. Female guards have "no idea what caused said frantic sausage pulling."😀

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says... "Honey, this is the goat I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a goat." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous old goat, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Circa November 2007. I had just left Chiang Mai because I couldn't find a young massage gal who would do BBBJ. I checked into a BR hotel, then I walked over to the walkway. An 18 year old hottie says "ow smoke gap boom ha loi baht mai?" We jumped into the shower, then we had a good session. I Stayed for 9 more years.😀

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Beach road is a shadow of her former self. I loved making out on the couches of the old closed faced bars of the 6. The babe would get it rock hard - then it was BJ with pussy caressing time. Fuck the moron and his PC forum. More construction. However; the aforementioned greater Bukhow zone is teaming with massage pussy. A shower with the gal, 20 minute foreplay massage - followed by a BBBJ can be had for a 400 - 500 baht tip - which was the going rate 10 years ago.