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Alan, Sack him and get a computer................ No Salary No fucking YOUR staff No breaking equipment NOT too LOUD A decent computer system would cost less than a DJ's salary for 5 months and uploading the lastest music would cost peanuts per month! Call me H

Doesn't seem to be a 'for sell' section to this board hope MM & co don't mind me placing this ad! JRD JQ125X AUTOMATIC 2 YEARS OLD FARANG OWNER FROM NEW TAX / INSURED TIL OCT07 6500 KMS Just Serviced WAS 29,500 THB NOW 23,000 THB + 1400THB owner ship transfer costs PM / call me if your interested 08 60 50 66 24

The first and only time i hen into Top models (although i thought it was called Top girls) the dancing wench poped a frog outta her lower regions.......... then a goldfish. Check Bin & outta there faster than a balloon chaser when its his round! H

Better Vision......Branches all over Thailand. Not the cheapest BUT after going to 4 other places and putting on the try before you buy Joe90's with WORSE eyesite than before Better vision got it right first time with no fucking around! Frames about 60% cheaper for my D&G, Lense's 1800THB each for the best money could buy (Auto tinting/anti scratch) H

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EVA ED, I don't believe you have access to the Lounges BUT Join the airmiles program with them............ I joined about 2 years ago Now have a gold card which gets me into EVA lounges all over the place, also first in line for upgrades etc. Will be on biz on the new 777 in a few weeks LHR - BKK........ should be good! H

Er THE PRICE OF OIL! What do you think those silver birds use to get you from a to b! Try Etihad via Abu Dabi (SP?) Did there biz class a couple of times and it was great..........looking down at the cheap seats they seemed pretty good. Stop over only 1hr 15 mins in one of the worlds cheapest duty frees............ then onto BKK H

The Flot are F$$king crap!!!! Never ever use them!!! Had the displeasure of flying from Moscow to Poland 6 weeks ago ( i didn't have a choice as they were the only ones that could get me outta Russia in time) H

I hate to use AIS (because of its links with Toxin) but they have the best network. International calls using 008,009 are cheap and 95% of the time the quailty is very good. Orange is a poor 3rd to AIS #1 & Dtac #2 H

Most AC outlets in Thailand accept flat or round pin plugs .....volatge is 220V. You can buy an adapter for around 50 THB in most of the computer shops or places like Tesco lotus / Big C H

EVA gotta love 'em Last trip London - BKK, upgraded from ED to Biz.........then at the gate, Sir your ticket has changed....First Class oh happy days! On the return Bkk - London only upgraded to Biz................. oh and i'm hoping for the same in 5 days time! H PS Hope they keep the LON - BKK route, its the best value of its class by a long way

Luxury Visa Service are OK.........office on 3rd road towards pattaya tai, or go into the 'Lobby' bar on soi Buakaow (near soi Diana) 2300/400 can't remember...................smoking or non smoking buses, 6 to a bus, DVD's on bus with headphones. Breakfast @ the lobby inc & packed lunch Guides are good But your day will start @ 6am and end depending on traffic and ques 3-6pm H

Good hotel & a fair price.............Girl friendly and 20B motobike taxi to most of the action! H

Of course its Guest Friendly.............BUT it's one of the worst condo blocks in PTY, don't book it untill you have had a look ...plenty of better places (READ safer) Lots of washed up farangs in the block and some not too nice Thai's . View Talay or one of the mant place's on SOI Bukhow........ but the best advice i can give is book a hotel for a couple of days and look around for some where that suits your needs and budget! H

Big bills only applies to US$ not euro's or £ or any other currency ATM cards are good if your english get a Nationwide account as their are NO FEE's for cash withdrawls abroad!! H