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Well, I am checking into YOUR hotel on Sunday morning. Is the suite ready for me?

I was stopped once up in the Buri Ram area. But when he saw it was farang driving he simply waved me on in disgust. Rune

Try Jasmine mansion, they are only 50, 60 meters down the street from the Soi Buakhao entrance to LK Metro. Else Areca Lodge on SOi Diana but probably booked solid. http://www.jasminemansion.com/site/ Lykke til!

Relax, I'll be there in just 3 weeks to drive you insane with last minute requests and looking confused.

I'll beat Cookie to it: http://www.jasminemansion.com/

Not even a honorable mention...hmph! Anyway, looking froward to return for another stay in your hotel Cookie. And Mrs. Boss is only half as scary as Cookie portrays her to be

Just returned from my trip and stayed at the Jasmine mansion. I have traveled in many countries and stayed in a lot of posher hotels, but have to say that the Jasmine mansion tops them all when it comes to comfortable beds, friendly service and generally making you feel welcome. I really drove poor Kevin crazy while booking and he did not even know until I actually was checking in if I would show up at all. He took it all with a smile and not a few jokes So to the rooms: I stayed in their cheapest room, 700 baht I think was the agreed price. For that you get a clean small roo

Don't worry, in just two short weeks I will be checking in. I suggest you sharpen your pencil already now, and make sure your notebook has plenty of pages left in it. Anyway, I think I will just stay inside all of this trip. This could be the most entertaining hotel stay I have ever had. Maybe I could get some of you other guys to just deliver a girl for me, that way I woudl not have to leave this house of fun at all!!

This is why don't miss working in the ME szam_r.wmv

1. The Patients hearing is very limited. Fact is that he can not hear anything on is left eye 2. The patient must refrain from all sorts of sexual activity until I can recieve her. 3. After the patient stopped smokking his smell has come back. 4. Have a headache in his head 5. The patient has a prostate the size of a mandoline 6. These where the patients that laid on my desk 7. The patient was 19 months pregnant 8. The patient thinks that the left toe is hanging down compared with the other fingers 9. The patient sometimes bleeds from his

KFC McD MK Suki Wherever the FLB gets the grub from Room service at hotel...thats the places I have eaten in that town. I hate going to proper restaurants...

Same reason as above, they do not fly every day. So far its been Thai Air. That have happened to be available for the dates I have been flying

Well, I can choose between Thai Air and Sri Lankan Air, and each of them only fly to BKK 3 times a week. So I pick one that flies on the days I can travel. One thing that bugs me with Thai air is that when they land in Colombo, the bug spray the entire cabin. So not only is the service shite, the also poison you. On the other hand, I was treated noticely better than the rest of the passengers, who where all Sri Lankans (your "indian tailors"). Anyway, for new years they are offering the cheapest tickets off this fucked up island so Thai Air it is, but its only a 3 hour flight to B

Whenever I ordered something with cheese on it, Pizza or any other variety of italian food involving cheese...Teeruk would wrinkle her cute nose, make a sound of disgust and ask, whats that smell? All while nimbly removing the legs of whatever bug she was eating at the time of course...

Now why do I get pictures in my head from Fawlty Towers whenever this thread pops up

Used his service twice. Forst time in July, no problem. Again in september, no problem. Will book him again for my late december/january trip.

In a simillar predicament. But the rule appear to be that you can go in and out as many times as you want, provided the total number of days does not exceed 90 days over a 6 month period, and you do not stay for more than 30 days in one go. All up to the descretion of the immigration officer of course...

Mommy, when we go to heaven, do we go feet first? I don't now, why do you ask? Well, yesterday when I came home from school, the maid was laying on the kitchen table with her feet in the air, crying: "Oh, god, oh god I am comming!" And had not daddy been on top of her and holding her down, I am sure she would have gone!

There are FIVE types of sex: 1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" 5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and yo

Nope, you should book a ticket to Pattaya

And Mr Toom has got a good sense of humour too Anyway, have booked with you on September 30...hope you are at the new airport to pick me up and not the old

Ever heard about internet banking? ATM machines?

Well, this on is from the railway station in Hell, Norway

When you enter those places just tell the manager that you are a board member and would like to hook up to the gang...they will introduce you. Else just go with the flow, and you will be fine. They are actually rather nice people as i found out... Sorry lads...to many G&Tæs and getting sentimental. 3 weeks to wheels up