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Terrific stuff. Is it true?

Looks like a couple of the inmates from the Politics and Religion thread have slipped the leash. Can you make me a facebook friend? I cant get enough of your stuff, it makes the veges grow really well.

They must have been unconscious.

Fucked if I know,.......but your avatar is getting the longest blow job ever known!

Little Johnny and his mother are walking down the street when they pass a neighbours yard where a couple of dogs are doing what dogs sometimes do in public places. Little Johnny; "Mummy,mummy what are those dogs doing" Johnnys mother (turning a bit red) replies; "Well Johnny one of the dogs is sick and the other dog is helping it across the yard. Little Johnny; That'd be right, you do somebody a favour and they fuck you! Arrrrh............Just saw Dodgers Walking the Dog joke. A bit similar but I'll leave this one up anyway. Variation on a theme.

Dont you even make your own guns these days?

Sounds better than the 'Bushy Road'. All Lite White, completely covered in nuts.

Love them all, especially number7.

Well, someone has to hold its tail up.

Third from the left, second row down.

Doesnt work for me! But she has not applied here yet.

Yeah whats Twitchet, maybe I,ve had it/done it and didnt know.

Go back a page or two, look for thread started by 'fopa' there are 14 replies there including my own.

mrbill's recommendation is spot on! Dr Aree did heaps of work for me, a great Dentist and a truely charming [and good looking] lady. The fact that she sang him a song does not surprise me at all. HIGHLY RECOMENDED.

Your post has just been read by an Aussie using an IBM Laptop made fuck knows where, the clothes I'm wearing are mostly made in China but the slippers are definately made in Tassie.

Thats just WRONG!

Number 4 I think.

Thanks Alfred, Very funny,I love that kind of stuff. Long may Qantas keep that enviable record. Now if we could just talk them into using Thai hostesses!!!!!

Thanks Alan.

I thought I saw you walking around LD1 with your hand over your eyes. P.S. If its not out of order, could you tell Apple that Robert says hello.(if she is still there!)

Good on him! I could not agree more. I am not sure what the answer to the problem is, but it certainly is not "Whatever".

Highly amusing. For some reason number 9 really made me laugh.

All babys are born male...they just cut the dicks of the silly ones. I still miss my ex wife ......but my aim is getting better. Alzheimers......new friends every day.

If a man comes home pissed and falls over in the bathroom but his wife does,nt hear him ,did he still fall?

This one has been around for a little while, but have not seen it on this board so here goes 'Help wanted' ad Woman wanted to help on Boat.To cook and clean. Must also be prepared to catch/gut fish and have sex with crew Please send picture of boat.