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Take the Residence Garden. Move it to a more convienant location. Put a better mattress on the bed. Put a jacuzzi on the patio. Bingo, perfect hotel. Put some "love furniture" in it.

Which place has a hot tub?

Got one of those swings where you lower the lady onto your dick and then spin her around?

How much?

If a sheet is dirty in any way, I expect it to be replaced with a clean one.

Variety is the spice of life. Don't worry MM, if I was to find one that put out, they would be looking for a good guy.

Cute maids that put out.

Mr "New Hotel", we would be gratefull if you would tell us who you are.

Here is a very simple model. Take the Resident Garden. Put it near bars and stuff. Use a better mattress. Put a large jacuzzi in some of the rooms.

Smoking rooms are becoming nonexistant. Are you going to stay home?

A lift is required. Electronic Key lock is much safer. Refrigerator with proper freezer. Big shower for two Extra padding on the bed. In a bar area that doesn't close down at 1am. And since this is Pattaya, don't forget mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice.

You have me confused with someone else. My name isn't Bob.

I am surprised by the lack of etiquete (sp) by Traveler's Rest. Is this truly the owner posting this? I ask because I did business with them and they were extremely gracious. I really hope that this is just a lack of internet savy or stolen identidy.

With respect to BigD (I could care less about Airbus because everytime they have a rough landing the plane goes up in flames) Boeing needs to get off its ass and put some decent planes out. Even the pilgrims had more comfort crossing the Atlantic.

Do you really want a 787 or A380 when a cheaper, faster, smaller, and with more more capacity orbital 797 is just around the corner?

Do these colors represent the alert status of the board?

Pat, who is this girl and what is her story?

I sent them a request for a price via flb and they sent me back the rack rates. I guess that relationship is over MM.

Why do you drop your key off at the bar?

Its not called the "dark side" because it is dangerous. It isn't. It is just mostly residental and you will have to drive to get around. The police set up DUI checkpoints out there also.

I sent eviltwin a possible solution in a PM. Give him a chance to read it.

And only the Americans will understand BigusDicus response.

There is a pizza restaurant in Koh Samui that makes it fresh anyway you want it for 100 baht/pizza. (lamai beach)

Anybody that needs a tour group to go mongering in Thailand probably should stay at home.

Get the Nokia 5800. It does everything everywhere.