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Easydude. Iv'e never played a round of golf in my life. Theres a whole bunch of assholes out there that say you should get experience before playing, but none of them will put their money where their mouth is and take a newbie out and show them the ropes. I'm ready to kick the the ol plastic ball. Will you be there in September.? I'll pay my money and if anyone behind me has a problem they can go complain to the CEO of the Golfing Association of Snobs.

The Thai flight flies almost over the north pole. Therefore it is flying neither east or west for the most part. Damn nice flight. Wish I could get a connection to JFK to catch it. Basically, the earth spins eastwardly. (notice that the sun rises in the east) Therefore, west to east winds are generated. (ie the air doesn't follow the rotation of the earth). Its more complicated than that so don't ask. Sometimes a jet can catch a jet stream (stream of air moving eastwardly) and add another 400 knots to its ground speed.

Lemons, the Nana Plaza driver went way beyond the call of duty for me. But even so, while he waiting over an hour for me to show up in arrivals, someone parked behind him in the parking garage blocking him in and delaying me even more time.

American has long had an agreement with its passengers that for 25k miles, you could upgrade one leg between the US and Japan. Without any advance notice, American Airlines has changed that to 25k miles + $250 per them segment. Folks that thought they were earning miles towards an upgrade have been totally lied to.

If you are a western sized person, avoid JAL at all costs. Seat quality on JAL international is one step lower than Delta regional. Iv'e never had a bad seat on Thai Air domestic or international.

My neighbor has turned my water hose off numerous times after I had gotten distracted while waiting for the dog bowl to fill. The thing that clues him off is the sqish sqish as he walks through his yard.

Damn I'll be glad when football season comes back in the fall. A man can only take so much basketball and baseball.

Lets see how the new boys do against the Dallas Cowboys..... I wonder if they even have the balls to play. They will probably chicken out.

No wonder the ticket prices went up suddenly.

Since this isn't real football, whats the point?

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Ok, so if I go and get my own Hoover, should it run off of 110 or 220 volts. What about the frequency also.

Why should you talk to a doctor first? For the first time in history there are more obese people than underfed people. Most doctors that I know are over weight. Doctors don't have a clue and they refuse to take responsibility for what they tell people. You are on your on when you have medical problems. The sad part about this is that doctors suck down 15% of the gross domestic product.

If you have no money, they can't take it away from you. If you have insurance, thats like a tourist waving a stuffed wallet waiting to be mugged. No one mugs a vagrant.

I'm in. Thats one less stop for me.