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40 residents of a gypsy site are killed in a catastrophe. They all turn up at the Pearly Gates and are interviewed by St.Peter. " I don't know if I can let you in", he said. "I will have to ask God" God says, " I am not allowing all that lot in here. Tell them I will let ten in. They will have to sort out which ten are most deserving." A minute or two later Peter contacts God again. "They are gone!", he says. "What? All forty of them?" "No, the gates have disappeared!"

That's the lovely Hitomi Tanaka. Plenty of hardcore vids of her on Empflix and X Videos. She's getting a bit old for porn now though. Most of her good stuff is a few years old now.

The Canadian Identity. Australian Cuisine Democracy by Robert Mugabe

I spent 6 months working in Russia a few years back and actually developed a liking for cabbage soup. It is an acquired taste, a bit like many other things we wonder how people can eat. The cuisine is a lot more varied than cabbage though. If you get the chance try Russian style roast pork stuffed with garlic and prunes. They eat a lot of fried chicken too but I think they kill the birds too early as they are usually very small. Or maybe it is the sub-species they breed over there, I don't know. You could easily manage to eat two whole ones in a sitting with some bread, and cabbage of cou

SP3 is merely a consolidation of all the updates released since SP2 so there should not be a problem. It just puts them together and in order and deletes all the separate ones. Some of the updates released since SP3 are another matter. They have fucked my system up and now I get all sorts of error messages and some programmes won't operate properly. Time for System Recovery I think! I don't know why some companies can't get their software right. They have been in the game long enough. I recently bought a new HP printer (C5180). It's great while it's working properly, trouble is it doesn'

Thanks for the continuing story of the PBG and I am pleased things are going well for you. It will definitely be among the first ports of call on my next trip, hopefully in September although I have not booked anything yet. As for pool, I enjoy a game or two but I suggest you only put a table in if there is plenty of room for it and the players will not be cheek by jowl with diners or drinkers. Good luck and I wish you every success with this venture.

I really do wish you every success with this venture. I won't be in Pattaya until September but I will be sure to pay a visit or three. The Beer Garden in Bangkok was one of my favourite places but seems to have gone downhill recently plus the girls are asking silly money. It is about time Pattaya had an equivalent venue at reasonable local prices for the ladies. Once again, well done and good luck!

Uh! Can we assume from this that you don't like them very much?

I used to run Norton Anti-Virus as it was the best known name in the business so I figured it must be good. It was crap! As it is so widely used most virus creators can find a way around it and do so with alarming regularity even if the definitions are kept up to date. I now use a free programme AVG and haven't had a problem in two years. I also use PC Tools free firewall and that has been fine too.

Thanks for the update and I am pleased things are going well for you. I don't yet know when I shall be back in Pattaya but I shall certainly pay a visit or two to your new place. Any news on opening hours yet?

July and August are generally considered to be the "slow" season in Pattaya, simply because it is very hot and most western visitors prefer to go when it is cooler. November through to March are considered the busy season. No matter when you go there are plenty of girls looking for customers so the heat is a deciding factor for many, not the availability of ladies. Of course hotel rooms are cheaper in the "slow" season but flights may be more expensive as it co-incides with the peak European holiday time.

I stayed there for a week in February and can't fault the place. My room was number 21 on the top floor but that wasn't a problem. The rooms are large and fully equipped with tv, stereo and dvd player and a constant supply of hot water. The walk-in shower was huge and would easily accommodate 6 people although the most I ever had in it was 3 including myself. It is ideally located for the attractions of the Soi itself and is only 10 minutes walk from many beer bars at the top end of Second Rd. where I spent a lot of time this trip. Vic and his staff are friendly too and very helpful. T

Agreed. I used to log in every day and there was always something worth reading. For the last couple of months there has been little of interest and few trip reports. Another BM was complaining some time ago about the increase in the number of useless "one liners" that add nothing to the collective fund of knowledge and are not even entertaining. All the boards are the same. It's not just this one. I suppose it's up to all of us to either do something about it or refrain from logging on. When a little time has elapsed since a visit to LOS it's difficult to find a lot to say apart from respo