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A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Peter's flatmate, Simon was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates". About a week later, Simon c

Very good.

A woman walks into the Mount Druitt Social Service office, trailed by 15 kids... 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours? 'Yeah, they're all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Terry.' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.' 'This one's my oldest - he is Terry.' 'OK, and who's next?' 'Well, this one he is Terry, also.' The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by o

very Funny but it is sad that it is that way

After being married for 42 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day & said, Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed & watched a 10-inch black & white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot & sexy 19 year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed & plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 62 year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain. My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out & find a hot, 19 year-old gal & she would make sure

A NICE WHOLESOME OLD FASHIONED STORY Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was,'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No..' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk', she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby

I haven't used this hotel but i would consider it - good location and nice gardens etc. Apparently very popular with Thais and Chinese. Maybe the don't need patronage from us falungs . I just looked at Pattaya one and it does have a web site ......... it is http://nauticalinn.co.th/

good one !!!!!

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for.'

I went to a cemetry yesterday and there were four pallbearers walking around with a coffin Three hours later they were still walking around with it I thought to myself These poor bastards have lost the plot

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 pm . 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. (debatable) 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a

Drafting Guys over 60 - this is obviously written by a former soldier. New Direction for the war on terrorists. Send Service Vets over 60 I am over 60 and the Armed Forces think I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing assbackwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a coup

Subject: FW: Proof that Men have Better Friends... .. __________________ Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning She told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best Friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he Told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's House. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, Eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and Two said that he was still the

Bunnings has everything! (Bunnings is a large hardware chain here in Oz) One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Bunnings. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor. So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Bunn

This is the type of humour women think is funny about us men . Sometimes it may be close to the bone tho. He said . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you? He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart..... He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! Q. How many

How many Thais you employ and how it contributes to the local economy and also if you don't infringe on any other Thais Business also comes into the equation. There is also a list of banned ocupation in Thailand that I saw a few years back that included architect, knife maker, etc etc .

This was in the Pattaya Mail (internet site) 9-15 May version . Thought it may be of some interest to anybody who hasn't seen it.

I wouldn't grow eucalyptus contrary to what others may advise if you have any type environmental conscience . There are many more tree/timber spp that are equally quick growing that are native to the S.E Asia area that would be more valuable as fine woodworking timber such as red cedars and some of the teaks for example . As a horticultalist / landscaper i can suggest many plants that are in demand in the horticultural industry and with free trade agreements it is now easier to export these plants. This industry is in its infancy now and is already being done and there are agents that wil

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The Gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former, All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the Zoo a

I have my flight booked and paid for buta couple of my mates at work will be interested in flights at that price. Thanks mate.

[comma, and the best of that is free. quote] Joe, sorry i don't understand ...... Is comma a anti virus programme like AVG ? Haven't heard of it , Tell me more .

that illustrates it pretty well !!!!!

I get e-mails with this type of message all the time from , shall we say my more extreme right wing mates and friends. A lot of it is regurgitated stuff that gets amended from other similar messages with appropiate words inserted to make it fit the country or situation. To me it is nothing more than propaganda pushing (or justifing ) a viewpoint . It is always interesting to read a viewpoint and it is within their rights to voice it but often this stuff is just pure political propaganda and often so racist it is offensive ( this one isn't racist though but you have probably seen the type i re

I was intending to book via the web but that is a good idea to book for a couple nights and try it out. It always good to leave your arrangements " fluid " so as to speak. Can try a couple of places that way.

The web site http://www.hotelpasadenalodge.com/ says the hotel has WiFi - doesn't say wether it is available in all rooms though or how well it works. The rooms certainly look good. It is a toss up between there and the Pattaya Bay Resort. http://www.hotelpasadenalodge.com/